How to Make Money Without Working

this video is for anyone who wants to make a ton of money without doing any of the work it’s possible folks and all the one-percenters and big bankers on Wall Street are keeping it a secret from you they want to keep the poor people down and they want to keep all the money for themselves but not anymore not after today you guys are going to learn how to make all sorts of money with zero work involved all that BS about going to college getting an education getting a good job it’s all bs to keep the sheep down keep the Sheep doing useless work but you don’t have to do any of that it’s possible to make tons of money with no work through years of research I discovered a secret technique that is guaranteed to make anyone tons of money at first I wasn’t really sure it was even possible but I never stopped trying during this time I even quit my jobs because going to work every day was annoying and when I couldn’t pay my rent there was nothing I repeat nothing I could do to possibly make more money believe me I tried everything but then it all clicked I finally discovered the truth and I haven’t worked a day since and I’m going to show you how to do that for free in this video I’ve got no book to sell no website to subscribe to no course to pay for just free money for nothing now before we get started you’re going to need a couple things first of all a computer hopefully you already have one of these if you’re watching this video next one television set you’re also going to need a remote with batteries in it of course so you can operate it and finally a couch so now let me walk you through what you have to do and of course this is going to be no problem because all the best stuff in life comes easy so why don’t we go to the computer and I’ll show you how to do the first step okay so now that you’re at the computer you want to open up an email program anyone will do because we’re going to send an email now in the recipient field you’re going to want to put a rock at white house.gov we’re going to email the President of the United States and America so that subject we’re going to put money what else we’re looking for money now we need to compose our email and let the president know that we are demanding the money that we are entitled to so for example let’s say dear mr. president you may not be aware but I am a human being who is currently alive therefore I believe that I am entitled to a large sum of money which you are keeping from me I know that the US government has a lot of money and even has the ability to print money itself so I am saying that I would like it if you were to simply print some extra money for me it wouldn’t be that big of a deal and of course I am already entitled to it as I mentioned I am a person I would much appreciate it if you would send me this money because as far as I’m concerned it is a tragedy that I have had to work to earn money up until now appreciate you many thanks Joe and then we can just click send alright so now that you’re done at the computer and you sent that email you want to go to the couch where we will complete the process at this point you will just want to relax and sit down on your fat disgusting lazy ass and watch TV do this for the next five days if you haven’t already you’ll of course want to quit your job because it’s only a matter of time before your riches will arrive after approximately five business days you should receive a letter in the mail from the President of the United States himself so why don’t we go over to the table and open this up and see what’s inside all right so this is the letter I received and as you can see it is from the office of the president at the White House so why don’t we open it up and see what is inside now we’re talking it’s a big stack of money and of course let’s read what the president has to say he says dear Joe here is your first daily payment of $5,000 not as much as I expected but okay to which you are entitled as a result of being a living person that is capable of breathing unassisted all right seems fair enough if you feel that you are entitled to more money please fill out the included form and we will immediately adjust your payment okay thank you for contacting me even though I’ve never heard of you before and you seem to have done nothing with your life except sit on the couch watching daytime television it is a great honor nonetheless to have a chance to speak with a real live person sincerely Barack Barry Obama and that wow that’s his real signature so let’s you know what I don’t know what kind of joke they’re trying to pull though with this $5,000 I I think that’s way too low so let’s check out this form all right so here’s the form they give you additional entitlement form so why don’t we fill this out do you deserve more money just to say of course yes it’s a big checkmark there and how much money do you deserve well I’m just going to put infinite money because being a person that is named Joe I have no worldly limits and so I’m just going to send that back to the return address and we should get a response with infinite money as much money as I want every single day and that should be everything so there you have it you can now be rich like you always knew you would without having to do any of that unnecessary work so I hope you guys enjoyed this video I’ll see you next time